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Hello brother! My name is Jim Barber, but I go by the name Christian_Hillbilly_ky because the Jesus doesn't like me to use
my real name while talking about him ever since they found that puddle of semen in my confession booth. I go to the Northside
Christian Church every day so that Jesus will like me, and because it makes me a better person than those atheists that like
to think they know what they're talking about. These people just don't understand that there is no reason to apply logic,
common sense, or reasoning to the bible, you just have to believe it, that's all, don't question it, just believe it, because
the preacher told me so, and I'll do anything for my preacher, including the weekly blowjob!
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This is where I live with my wife, 15 kids, 2 brothers, 6 gay lovers, and the rest of my wonderful family. The trailer's
real big, it even has a real, working bathroom! Yes, the lord Jesus Christ has really blessed us with this wonderful house.
I had to work really hard to afford it, but the lord has also blessed me with a great, lucrative carrer at McDonalds where
I get to clean the toilets! They gave me a sponge and some chemicals, but since the lord is watching, I know that I should
do a good job, so I prefer to lick the urinals clean rather than scrubbing them.
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This is Father George Ross of the Northside Christian Church, he knows a lot, he tells me that atheists worship satan and
that if I don't polish his knob every sunday that I'll go to hell. He's really really smart, and loves to pass around the
collection plate because our church is lucky enough to be able to help him out with his child support payments and gambling
debt. My kids don't seem to like the one on one prayer sessions they have in his office with him, but I tell them that it's
the only way they can get into heaven.
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This is the Northside Christian Church And Tire Center! I come here every sunday to learn the word of god, who tells me that
I need my tires rotated every sunday. It's not for me to read the warrantees that come with my new tires since the lord almighty
himself talks to me and tells me that I need new ones all the time, and Father George agrees every time.
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This is where I was born, my mother told me that my father works for a christian missionary in Las Vegas NV, I wish I could
be just like him, but I wasn't blessed with the good looks to be able to preach in front of a bunch of people, so instead
I use the power of the internet with Yahoo Voice Chat to tell the atheists why they are also still children of the lord and
that no matter what they believe, the lord loves them. I like preaching, because the more good things I say about the lord,
the closer I get to salvation! YAY!
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